Monday, July 28, 2008

That Gene Mutating Alien Virus

The story, so far, stops here. If you want to read the previous epidsodes, scroll down. The first episode is "January 2: Planet Date: 2007 and 1/2."

I apologize that the episodes refuse to reside in their proper chronological order and are instead listed out of order. The post list to the left will provide a chronological guide for you ... and the series will make much more sense if you read it in order (chronological.)

I hope you enjoy this series, and please do stay tuned for future episodes!

August 1, 2008

August 1: Planet-Date: 2008 and a realistic viewpoint

(Based on actual events.)

You should see my purple feathers. They're so pretty! They ripple and shine when I move, and I just love the color! The doctors don't like them, though. The feathers were just too much. They say they make me look to "alien."

But, here's the kicker. Since they can't heal me, they want to rebuild me ... out of plastic and metal (ouch.) Thank goodness they don't want to pluck me. (Have you seen some of the "tools" they use in surgery these days?)

I think it's time to change my insurance policy so I can check out of this place and check into the Greater Universal Scientific and Medical Research Foundation on Stratwinda, near the black hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. I hear they can treat you for just about anything.

August 1, 2008