May 5: Planet-Date: 2008 and six:

(Based on actual events.)


I just don't know what to do! All of my teeth are loose, and getting looser by the day! Am I going to lose them all?


All I can think about is ... what kind of creatures live on all liquid diets, anyway? (spiders, gobrots, mosquitoes, bats, ickerts, vampires, ???) Am I going to change into one of these?


Gosh, I hope not. If I have to live off an all liquid diet, I think I would prefer French Onion Soup.


May 5, 2008